Hello there Mister Macbook

With your black hair and your overpriced skinny jeans.

My name is SpreadTelevision.com and I’m completely and utterly hung over. Yeah, I see you there, staring at me with your judging eyes and skeptical gaze. I would fight you right here and right now, if I didn’t have so much amazing and entertaining content to offer. What was I saying?…

Oh right, I’m the soulless spokesman of an entertainingly mediocre television show called “Spread TV.” In a sense, it’s “MTV Spring Break” meets “Saturday Night Live” and all of those other trashy or cliché shows that you love to watch but, really, it’s much more rewarding than anything that you can comprehend and truthfully, it’s absolutely nothing like those lame shows at all. Feel free to stick your dirty nose into my business. You might actually learn something of substance.